The Night I Accidentally Became Emotionally Invested in an Egg on Wheels

Some nights you scroll your phone, open a game, and play casually.
Other nights, you open a game and suddenly it becomes your entire personality.

Last night, totally against my plans and better judgment, I spiraled deep into the ridiculous yet strangely captivating world of Eggy Car. I was supposed to take a break, relax for ten minutes, maybe sip some tea. Instead, I ended up whispering motivational speeches to an egg as if it were my struggling child in a school talent show.

Let me walk you through the chaos — because honestly, it was one of the funniest gaming nights I’ve had in a long time.

When “Just One Round” Turned Into Emotional Damage

I opened the game with the most harmless intention: one round.
Just one. One little drive. One tiny, innocent attempt.

Thirty-eight minutes later, I was still muttering,
“Okay, one more. THIS is the one. This has to be the one.”

The game started so simply. The music was cheerful. The road looked welcoming. The environment felt peaceful enough. I relaxed. I smiled. I hit the gas.

And instantly —
the egg wobbled like it had no sense of balance, bounced on the car roof, and tumbled off the back like it was quitting the job on day one.